Indian Secrets Exposed By Chinese Spies (NSFW)

As a patriotic Indian I am actually pissed of at the chinese spies who actually leaked these national secrets to the world. I believe that if no one takes photos of filth, it will not exist.

In other news, Indians closed their eyes, and everything bad about their country ceased to be so.

If only we could get enough people to sacrifice themselves (like this) for the good of India can we have enough volunteers to actually swim in those rivers and clean them up. We need more sacrifices. Just paying more taxes than other countries to pay for a clean ganges is not enough. Indians ought to learn from better countries where the everybody spends most of their lives volunteering to clean their country and its rivers for free. Every other country except India does not have selfish people. Foreigners always sacrifice themselves first for their country. That is why everything is so clean abroad.

Foreigners ought not to cry out the truth about India. If only they remained silent all our problems would magically go away.

/sarcasm

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