In other news, the secret Santa of Kansas city has revealed his identity: Larry Stewart. He is a 58 – year old cancer patient who made millions in the cable-TV and long distance telephony. He started giving money to randomly selected people on the street since the Christmas of 1979. You can read about him here.
This is to all those people who told me money can’t buy you happiness: BZZZ! TADA! Money CAN buy you happiness! Muwahaha!