13th September 2718: I had a vision last night, before I went to get some free beer. It was a beautiful moonlit night at Pensacola; there was a Yamaha Grand Piano on the beach and a very beautiful girl was playing it. I looked closer and I saw that she was the girl I had a crush on since high school. She wasn’t playing it well, so I went closer and showed her how to do it. She said: “Oh!, _…you play it so well!” and she kissed me on my cheeks. I went so red. I thought: “Hmm…this piano is so good! I should get one of these Yamaha Grand Pianos”. I got out of the vision and went straight to Yamaha shop nearby and got myself a 5000$ Grand Piano.