Environmentalists

I have told this “joke” before, but I would like to laugh at my own jokes right now.

So basically there are 3 types of environmentalists in this world, I have listed them based on speeches they made about their propaganda:

  1. “Boycott all animal based products, use plant and synthetic substitutes”
  2. “Save trees by boycotting all plant based products, use synthetic and animal substitutes”
  3. “Reduce pollution by boycotting synthetic products, use plant and animal substitutes”

They are mutually contradicting.

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