I have told this “joke” before, but I would like to laugh at my own jokes right now.
So basically there are 3 types of environmentalists in this world, I have listed them based on speeches they made about their propaganda:
- “Boycott all animal based products, use plant and synthetic substitutes”
- “Save trees by boycotting all plant based products, use synthetic and animal substitutes”
- “Reduce pollution by boycotting synthetic products, use plant and animal substitutes”
They are mutually contradicting.